nonelikerae:

And this is my everyday.

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem



watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

(Source: calakazam)



menthuthuyoupi:

PLEASE

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.






(Source: danasculy)



middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.


priiincessaurum:

strippedsoul:

theblacksophisticate:

moneytalks-xo:

twentytwelvefanfiction:

solarselection:

duckytxt:

deux-zero-deux:

Y’ALL WHITE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW SHIT

We at least know that if you take the time to wear a belt, at least pull your pants up to your waist before tightening it. I don’t get why people wear belts just to show their ass anyway. You look like idiots.

I know you ain’t talking when you wanna come out the house looking like

image

Where is your home training?

Shut your dumb ass up, looking like Ms Finster from Recess

Ol stupid Orange is the New Black Big Boo stand in stunt double body built bitch 

Shirt stretched so goddamn thin its crying out for help, your stomach made a face and that shit sounds like Audrey II talking about some FEED ME

Sit your basic ass down 

Shieeeeeeettttttttt!

Come on guys this is bullying wtf, this is not what Tumblr is made for.

In the legendary words of Master Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones: “Don’t start none, won’t be none.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY AHAHAH THE READ WAS LEGENDARY ahahaahahahah 

This calls for a good kumbaya



dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 



blu-ray-king:

thatfunnyblog:

cruel

Hilarious

white people always claim white people had locs first but did yall invent AN ACTUAL locing method or was it just yalls hair was dirty as fuck because like…. yall only started bathing regularly around 1980 but… haha do ya thing…
neckboi saying the best thing i’ve seen all day  (via fyeahcracker)

(Source: magnacarterholygrail)





immakeepitflossypoppin:

I must have missed this episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race…