plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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(Source: online)



unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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If someone wants to be a part of your life, they will be there. Don’t bother saving a spot for someone who won’t make an effort to stay.
Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

(Source: ohteenscanrelate)



Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
Robin Sharma (via bluntasaurus-sex)

(Source: pureblyss)



diancie:

religiousdad:

imagine paying $750 for a url then getting deleted lmao

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rlmjob:

tokega81:

runlikeyoustolesomething:

rlmjob:

egg

the music really adds to the plot

Start using proper utensils you stupid asian bastards…

im white




(Source: teknolojimanya)



bertmccrackalaken:

OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING



imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.




(Source: littlemothh)



robregal:

staygolddx3:

middlechildswag:

Kanye on paparazzi. 

Kanye speaking some real shit

Way too real.

uncleshrek:

footage from anaconda


best thing I’ve ever read

thatshybutrudegirl:

mell0wfell0w:

telvi1:

"You act different in person"
Bitch I was nervous

HAHA THIS

😩😩😩