inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest








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bitchmymomisadragqueen:

Congrats Brad and Angelina On Getting Married.



My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton (via fawun)

(Source: makelovetothemoon)



basemintx:

oomshi:

SOMEONE HELP ME

DAMN SHOTS FIRED


methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic




harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

(Source: funnuraba)




(Source: 2cc48a)



  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class: *laughs*
  • Him: No, really, I am.
  • Class: *laughs again*
  • Him: Why is that funny?
  • Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him: Well why not?
  • Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: That's their job.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  • Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • Class: *silence*
  • Him: Now.. Louis XVI


pillory:

happy valentines day to me